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GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/…More color from Pagliery:

Eric Trump just swapped seats with Rep. Donalds just in time for the congressman to appear in photos behind Trump's defense table.

That's what this trial is now for Trump, a political photo opp.

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janamg,
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@spocko @dave @dbc3 @GottaLaff They need to be challenged as to the role they are “speaking as” Are you speaking as a private citizen, the representative of x district, jr/sr senator from state, Speaker of the House, potential VP choice, christian nationalist, or generic political toady?

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Arizona
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!! Via Democracy Docket:

NEW: House Republicans pass a bill to end no-excuse mail-in voting, which has existed in the state since GOP lawmakers enacted the practice in 1991. Over 75% of Arizonans vote by early mail-in ballot. https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/arizona-house-republicans-pass-bill-eliminating-no-excuse-early-mail-in-voting/

janamg,
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@GottaLaff We gotta show these clowns the door. I doubt Hobbs will sign it, but geez. I’m fairly sure the geezer and the jerk from my gerrymandered* LD voted for this. They listen to only to their echo chambers. *gerrymandered despite independent redistricting. the independent chair person was a republican agent and the strategic last minute move was designed to give another LD to wadsack.

taylorlorenz, to random
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Some lady made up an entire fan fiction story about me that has zero basis in reality, she made every single thing about her story up, making up conversations and people that don’t exist. It’s delusion and I hope she gets the help she needs because making up fantasies like this about a person u don’t know is not normal. It’s scary honestly.

janamg,
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@taylorlorenz is this even ac real person and not an AI construct?

GottaLaff, to random
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Flopsweat McBoneSpurs is threatening yet another woman who he feels threatened by. I can’t stand Haley, but holy crap, he’s such a misogynistic thug.

Via Aaron Rupar:

#Trump threatens that if #NikkiHaley doesn't drop out, she'll end up under investigation for "stuff she doesn't want to talk about"

janamg,
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@GottaLaff maybe Ms Haley was human and dated a few people before she got married and changed her husband’s name? Unheard of!?

GottaLaff, to Russia
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“But the rare maneuver would require buy-in from US allies in the Group of 7 (G7) to have a real impact, officials said. The vast majority of #Russia’s central bank assets that were frozen by the G7 and the European Union are held by the #EU, with the US only holding around $5 billion worth..”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/12/politics/us-proposal-russian-assets-ukraine?cid=ios_app

janamg,
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@GottaLaff 5B in resources for feeding and housing people displaced by the fighting is not meaningless. Turning Russian swords into a Ukranian plowshares has a lot of merit.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Sometimes you gotta come out and just say it. Now is that time. 1/...

Via Biden-HarrisHQ account:

This is not a coincidence.

janamg,
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@GottaLaff it’s a feature for his cult followers. they want democracy to fail. they want the constitution and the rule of law shredded. what were the outcomes for the regular people? not good

janamg,
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@GottaLaff this Reagan speech is a decent illustration of past republican positions on immigration and a good counterpoint to trump’s vile vomit. Reagan was no saint, but he at least feigned respect for humanity.

https://www.wral.com/amp/18512339/

GottaLaff, to random
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Welp. That wasn’t a hard call.

Via Kyle Griffin:

It didn't take long.

Donald #Trump is ALREADY attacking Judge Engoron's law clerk again after the #GagOrder in the civil fraud trial was stayed.

janamg,
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@GottaLaff thank you for not giving oxygen to what he said

GottaLaff, to legal
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Guess Vanky toughed it out on a school day.

🧵THREAD starts here 1/…. As always I’ll live-thread reports from multi reporters, scrambling, so can’t reply. Plz remember to preface replies w “Not for Laffy” or similar so I don’t get distracted. TY

Via Dan Alexander:

#Ivanka #Trump just made the long walk up the stairs of the Lower Manhattan courthouse where she will face questioning this morning from the #NewYork attorney general’s office as part of her father’s 250 million fraud suit. #legal

janamg,
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@GottaLaff not for laffy (NFL). EXCLUSIVE of brand value. they had to insert a brand premium into the asset values. and trump admitted it on monday, bragged about it.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵THREAD will start here 1/…

>>Note: I’ll have to stop early due to Dr appt but will add what I miss when I return.

As always, I can’t reply during live-thread of multiple reporters. Plz remember to preface q’s w “Not for Laffy” or something similar since I’m too distracted to answer. Others can for me. TY.

Klasfeld:

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expected to take the stand in his civil fraud testimony today, set against backdrop of his 4 criminal indictments

…live from the courtroom.

janamg,
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@ottaross @GottaLaff
his dyscalculia affects all his life decisions

janamg,
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@GottaLaff
weren’t you breaking ground on that second course instead of testifying in the E Jeanne civil rape trial?

georgetakei, to random

The New Speaker, Mike Johnson, is working hard for the wealthy donor class already. He wants to condition aid to Israel on slashing the same amount from the IRS budget—because the Uber wealthy don’t like how that agency is now far better at collecting taxes they owe. Don’t play political games with aid packages, rookie.

janamg,
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@georgetakei they are trying to be slick by not allowing cbo to analyze how much that will ADD TO THE DEFICIT. budget hawks my ass

georgetakei, to random

What’s Mike Johnson’s wife’s name again? Is it Ofmike?

janamg,
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@georgetakei it’s off!mike!

GottaLaff, to KindActions
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To all of you whose wonderful, kind, compassionate words and support have been so helpful, I have sad news: Father In Law passed away. Mr. Laffy just called in tears, but there was a small silver lining… FIL got his final wish and died peacefully in his sleep. That was so comforting for all of us. I can never thank you guys enough for your consistent caring and empathy. You’ve been beyond amazing. ❤️💔

janamg,
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@GottaLaff May your hearts find peace and your memories be sweet

GottaLaff, to random
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For those of you following my sad travel saga: We’re near Redding, CA, we can’t get home before tomorrow evening. Father-in-law took a nosedive. He wants to die, is refusing oxygen (he’s under hospice care) & has gone without it for an hour. 🚨Not good. Sister In Law is w him, waiting for nurse to bring morphine for pain. Things looking dire. Just hope we can be there for him in time. SIL is trying to convince him to hang in, take O2. 😰TY for listening. ❤️Losing connection 👋🏼

janamg,
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@GottaLaff Warm loving hugs

georgetakei, to random
janamg,
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@georgetakei it stands for “asshole”

Brandi_Buchman, to random
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When Peter Navarro asked a judge for a new trial, he claimed it was because protesters holding signs like, ‘Bro, Should’ve Pled the 5th’ and ‘Peter for Prison’ outside of the courthouse turned jurors against him. Now, a judge wants him to prove it.
LINK:
https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/judge-gives-peter-navarro-24-hours-to-show-proof-of-why-he-deserves-new-contempt-trial/

janamg,
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@Brandi_Buchman not protesters, one woman; Anarchy Princess.

RollingStone, to random

It looks like freedom of the press is Clarence Thomas’ next target. Amid coverage of his relationships with high-profile conservatives, the Supreme Court justice wants to reconsider a landmark First Amendment case. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/clarence-thomas-challenge-landmark-defamation-ruling-1234850483/

janamg,
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@RollingStone
lost in his logic…money is speech and is therefor free, but truth is not speech and must be suppressed?

GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Tamar Hallerman tidbit:

Defendant Kenneth #Chesebro just walked into Judge McAfee’s courtroom ahead of today’s 1:30 hearing. It’s the first time I’ve seen him in court #legal #TrumpIndictment
#Georgia

Oy. Yet another thread for me to relay. Anna Bower:

I'm back in courtroom 5A for the motions hearing in State of Georgia v. Kenneth Chesebro and Sidney Powell. Things get started at 1:30 pm.

One of the defendants, Ken Chesebro, is present in court today. No sign of Sidney Powell. 1/...

janamg,
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@GottaLaff juror q1.
how many Trump rallies have you attended?

Brandi_Buchman, to random
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Ex-Trump White House trade adviser Peter Navarro wants a new trial after being convicted of contempt of Congress for bucking the House Select Committee Investigating the Jan. 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol but before he is sentenced in a few months, he has also asked a federal judge to let him leave the United States for a medical procedure.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/with-contempt-sentencing-looming-ex-trump-trade-adviser-peter-navarro-demands-new-trial-plus-time-out-of-u-s-for-medical-procedure/

janamg,
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@Brandi_Buchman
gender reassignment?

GottaLaff, to random
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JHC. (no pun intended)

Via Ron Filipkowski:

Pastor’s opening prayer at #Trump rally today in Iowa: “We ask that those who stand against (Trump) be put to silence. That those horrendous actions against him and his family be exposed and struck down. Give us the courage to stand with Trump.”

janamg,
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@GottaLaff @Exploring_Eye
is he on a non bird site? preferably mastadon…

GottaLaff, to random
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It’s the end of an era for a once-critical pandemic document: The ubiquitous white #COVID-19 vaccination cards are being phased out.

Now that COVID-19 vaccines are not being distributed by the federal government, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped printing new cards.
https://apnews.com/article/a70eb7f3f32b961eae1a7bf69175ad11

janamg,
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@GottaLaff I did have to show mine a few times for travel and dining. Won’t miss it though!

GottaLaff, to random
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🍿 Rep. Matt (R-Fla.) on Monday moved to force a vote on ousting Speaker Kevin (R-Calif.), following through with his pledge to do so after the Speaker put a “clean” continuing resolution to fund the government on the House floor.

https://trib.al/swrsgOv

janamg,
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@GottaLaff
break out the popcorn & bingo card and vote present?

GottaLaff, to random
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The US Senate has enough votes to pass a stopgap spending bill that would keep the federal government funded until Nov. 17 and avert a shutdown: Bloomberg

janamg,
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@GottaLaff these people do not believe in democracy. they do not believe in the constitution. they do not believe in the declaration of independence. they do not believe in the american ideal. they do not believe a middle class should exist. they believe in a ruling class and forced labor.

GottaLaff, to random
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: ’s classified edition.

Trudeau is so damn good.

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2023/09/24

janamg,
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@nf3xn @GottaLaff

he is disgusting
but all the squawking about classifications is a click bait. he’s not being charged with mishandling classified material, even though much of it is classified and he did mishandled it. He’s being charged with unauthorized possession and retention of national security information and obstruction for lying about his return of it.

the executive branch has been under direction to create and maintain government records electronically for years

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