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PandaChronicle

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Artist, illustrator, lover of all things panda. Finding my inner Panda on Substack & Panda Satire on https://yourbrainonpandas.com
looking forward to finding community old and new
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Represented by Karly Dixon and Gordon Warnock at Fuse Literary. Paintings represented by Rob Schouten Gallery Whidbey Island, and Fountainhead Gallery Seattle WA

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GottaLaff, to random
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Break time.

Well, not a break. I have to clean the house. Photos tomorrow, for our flyer to sell it.

See you later.

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@GottaLaff
Good luck on the photos and listing! Don’t know if your area is as popular as a friend’s on Long Island, but she had 15 offers in a few days when she put her house on the market. Sounds like you and Mr Laffy are well organized. Hammy is very helpful, I’m sure!

GottaLaff, to random
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That's some platform, GOP Fascist Party: "NO SEX FOR PLEASURE!" Should garner a whole lotta votes.

1/...

Via Adam Jentleson:

Highly influential heritage foundation, which would help staff & direct a future Trump admin, literally said that a key conserv policy goal is “ending recreational sex.” they said it, not me. IMO we should take them both seriously & literally

(Heritage quote in next toot)

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@GottaLaff
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So, basically they are just for procreation sex and rape by white entitled guys. Got it. I mean…I already knew we would get to this point eventually, but sheesh. Way to sell your position, GOP! I’m sure it will be very popular with your base.
GQP: “We just meant WOMEN shouldn’t enjoy sex.”

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@GottaLaff
Women have ALWAYS had to deal with the consequences of sex, far more than men do. (responsible, kind men exempted from this angry rant-mostly)

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@DavidNielsen
Yeah. I admit to just stating the obvious. 🙄🫤

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@thepoliticalcat
And they won't stop there.
Time to go stock up on ibuprofen!

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@thepoliticalcat
In other news, pandas may return to CA this year!♥️ 🐼

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@thepoliticalcat
I won't be able to bear it if they win, (Rs, not 🐼 )

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@thepoliticalcat
Pandas detest republicans. They told me.

law_geek, to random
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Now Edgar's flirting with the new neighbours. I've raised a pair of total hussies.

PandaChronicle,
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@law_geek
Edgar: can I help it if ai’m irresistible?
Oisín: yeah! we are just being neighborly. What if we’re in their garden and the fox shows up? we might need shelter in a hurry.

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@law_geek
Edgar: but we might be closer to the neighbors. They might want to experience the joy of giving us a treat

GottaLaff, to random
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NBC News: is siding with Alabama court ruling that frozen embryos created via IVF are "babies."

She's good at needling Trump.

She's otherwise despicable.

Kthxbye.

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@GottaLaff
FFS! She is just terrible. I’m glad she is annoying tRump, but she should never get within striking range of the WH.

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Via Elizabeth Warren:

Nearly 153,000 people woke up to life-changing news this morning: their student loan balance is now $0, thanks to the SAVE Plan.

The administration has delivered student debt relief to almost 4 million Americans. And more help is on the way.

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@nomdeb @GottaLaff
Not mention that those of us who went college long ago, tuition was much MUCH less expensive & interest was capped at 3%. Even with service/retail jobs, I was able to repay my loans. The cost of living was lower then too. We owe it, not only to today’s students but to the country as a whole to have this education debt forgiveness. It just makes economic sense.

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@GottaLaff @nomdeb
They both evil and stupid. At some point the degradation of the educational system is going to bite us in the butt. (it is already, in my opinion, but not enough to be obvious everywhere.)
I hope I am dead before we get to the apocalyptic dystopia part of our program.

PandaChronicle, to random
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I just finished making a batch of marmalade! it has blood oranges & cara cara oranges. & lemons. It’s a little different than other recipes I’ve done, in that it has you soak the fruit after cutting, letting it rest in the fridge overnight up to 24 hrs, and then cook down for a while till liquid reduces before adding sugar. The soaking softens the peels and releases some pectin. It did seem to gel more than other times I’ve made it. it’s a lovely pink color!

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@Pineywoozle
It is! I found out earlier this year that you can freeze lemons. I used some I had frozen a few months ago and they were perfect when I took them out to use them for this. The blood oranges turned it s beautiful rosy pink.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Welp. Pay up then. 🤣 1/...

Via Acyn:

Question: Judge Engoron says that he wants this $350 million within 30 days. Does Donald have that kind of money sitting around?

: I mean, he does. Of course he has money. You know, he’s a billionaire. Um, we know that

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@GottaLaff
🤨

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@GottaLaff @Bam @JonChevreau
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

GottaLaff, to animals
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🎂🫶🏼Happy 6th birthday, Hamilton!! 🥳💝 #Hammy #DogsOfMastodon

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@GottaLaff
🎉🎉🎉Happy Birthday Hammy!!!🎉🎉🎉 Many treats and new squeaky toys, I hope!

GottaLaff, to random
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Now I know this will cause some of you to say I'm one of the elite, and... I can handle that.

Ready?

I just got a residual for... 15 cents... for an episode of The Incredible Hulk.

AND... it was originally 25 cents, but they took out 10 cents for taxes.

No I'm not kidding.

Are you jealous of my wealth? Well ARE YOU?

I'm taking up @Just_Tired's suggestion & use it to buy the gaudy hotel in Florida to become Trump's landlord.

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@GottaLaff @Snowshadow
I'm afraid I must unfollow you here. I don't know how I can relate to someone with such vast wealth....Oh wait...I just found a quarter in my pocket before doing the laundry. Now I have to disassociate with you because I am vastly more wealthy.

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@GottaLaff @Snowshadow
I think there might be some Manhattan real estate on the market shortly. I bet our combined resources would cover it! AND the limo to get there!

I must say, the TFG sneakers are a new desperate low! As far as the go fund me, do you think they are doing their own grift, or actually planning to give the $ to TFG? Ha ha! #GriftingTheGrifters

Tengrain, to random
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Too soon?

PandaChronicle,
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@Tengrain
No, just exactly right timing.
"Oh...you want it in a cup? that will be an extra $200K"

taylorlorenz, to random
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"There’s no 'crisis in higher education'; there’s just a crisis of New York Times writers with daddy issues and anxiety over what the end of legacy admissions could mean for their children’s college prospects" https://www.thecrimson.com/column/a-school-outside-boston/article/2024/2/13/sperling-milner-new-york-times/

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@taylorlorenz
So funny how they think affirmative action for families that didn’t go to Harvard for 5 generations is bad, but “DON’T TAKE AWAY LEGACY ADMISSIONS” because it would be an unfair tragedy. 🙄🤨

GottaLaff, to random
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I'm suddenly getting phishing emails claiming to be from PayPal. (That go directly to Spam, yes)

Is this a new effort or something that you've seen for awhile?

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@GottaLaff
I’ve been getting some of those too. There’s an email address at PayPal you can forward them to (can’t recall it off hand but you can find at real PayPal site) and presumably they try to track them down, before you delete them. So tired of scammers, spammers, and jerks 😖🤯🤬😵‍💫

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@GottaLaff oh wow! I just delete the Nortons ones (which I do not have either) I just started sending the PayPal ones to their phishing reporting mailbox before deleting them. Most of them I can see in the preview so don’t even open the ones that end up in my junk mail. I clear those out daily so they’re not lurking, & sometime catch things that should not have gone to spam folder.

GottaLaff, to random
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He makes a good point.

Mitt Romney: “I will not be voting for former President Trump. I must admit that I find sexual assault to be a line I will not cross in the people I select to be my president.”

PandaChronicle,
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@GottaLaff both from the same thread. And just found another toodles recommendation, but not sure it was in your same thread. so that’s 3 for me today 🙄🙃

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