EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

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EmoDuck,

Every time I hear about it it’s “Look at all the famous actors we got” and that’s killing my hope

EmoDuck,

Every time I order from there I get übel

EmoDuck,

Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99

EmoDuck, (edited )

Scharf S ẞuperiority

EmoDuck, (edited )
  • Will feed you some weird ass food

“What’s wrong honey? You’ve barely touched your toast hawai.”

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/719edf01-f09e-4aff-81c3-6c493302246a.jpeg

I’ll leave it up to you if that’s a pro or a con

EmoDuck, (edited )

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

EmoDuck,

Here’s how you build a high-spec’s top-tier gaming PC for a hundred dollars:

1 - Go to your non-local consumer electronics store

2 - Find the most miserable looking employee

3 - “Hey bro, I give you 100 bucks if you tell me your guys’ security code”

4 - Come back at night

5 - You get the idea

EmoDuck, (edited )

How to actually read this:

Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)

Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.

EmoDuck,

City of Staubsauger

7 years after the death of the platform Vine

EmoDuck,

They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

EmoDuck, (edited )

Tuna

It’s pretty common in Europe amd Italy itself, but for some reason not so much in the rest of the world. Especially with thinly sliced onions on top.

Also, Sujuk

It’s like pepperoni, but a lot better

EmoDuck,

Sir, if you keep licking the pointing sticks on our laptops we will have to ask you to leave the store

EmoDuck,

Thank god. For a second I thought I had the worst case of Baader-Meinhof syndrome ever

EmoDuck,

Is the green stuff guacamole? It looks VERY green

EmoDuck,

I clicked on a porn add when I was a child. It shattered my world in a very good way

EmoDuck,

Not pointless, a somewhat protected border is better than a not protected border if they have to go around it

That was the entire point of the Maginot line

EmoDuck,

The way they overran Kiev in 3 day?

EmoDuck,

It accomplished slowing the Germans down and forcing them with going thought the rougher terrain of Belgium. That’s far from nothing

EmoDuck,

What’s the point of seatbelts if people wearing them might still die in car crashes? Might as well get rid of them then

EmoDuck,

You can use Ghee or any type of clarified butter. The milk solids are the part of the butter that burn, pure butter fat has a pretty high smoke point.

Also, don’t be afraid to add olive oil or butter to the steak after serving.

PS: Not to be TOO pedantic but searing doesn’t lock in flavors/juices, it’s just for the maillard reaction

EmoDuck,

homemade pirate cannon

That’s homemade? Must be one hell of cool home

EmoDuck,

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful

EmoDuck,

Fess up

I shat my pants

Admit mistakes

I thought it would just be a fart

Reassess direction

I should probably not go to that meeting right now

Time-bound

I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

EmoDuck,

Drippenwagen doesn’t sound bad fake German enough. Let’s change it to Drïppënwägën

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