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DrollTide

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He is a self-made man who worships his creator.

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shoq, to random
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In case you need to start your day with a fierce shudder of trepidation, this should kick things off nicely:

In reply to…
https://mastodon.social/@politicalwire@politicalwire.com/112507280925947043

DrollTide,
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@shoq here they are working out their agricultural policy

GottaLaff, to random
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👀👀The Republican National Committee headquarters in Washington, D.C., was under lockdown Wednesday morning after someone sent vials of blood to the building, three sources familiar with the situation told NBC News.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/republican-national-committee-headquarters-lockdown-sent-vials-blood-rcna153462

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff Peter Thiel got confused on his delivery address

zackwhittaker, to random
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Area election denier Rudy Giuliani is now selling coffee beans. Looks like his new website's privacy policy left behind a few notes.

DrollTide,
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@zackwhittaker I heard its harvested by Four Seasons Total Landscaping and roasted in a nearby "facility."

He should send some to a pal of his/criminal defendant who can't stay awake in his trial.

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 @nfl #NFL

Fast cars, commencement speeches and now MJ possession. KC's players are going to take up Golf next ...

Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter

Chiefs offensive linemen Wanya Morris and Chukwuebuka Godrick were arrested Thursday night in Johnson County, Kansas, on misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40167649/chiefs-morris-godrick-arrested-marijuana-possession

DrollTide,
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@emarktaylor @nfl @AdamSchefter i still feel like Buttker is the more morally bankrupt of the group

kottke, to random
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The Sky Was Purple and Red and Yellow and On Fire. I loved the aurora borealis takeover of social media this weekend. Here’s some of the best shots taken by folks all over the world. https://kottke.org/24/05/the-sky-was-purple-and-red-and-yellow-and-on-fire

DrollTide,
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@kottke You might still see it in the desert

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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IYKYK
#StarTrek

DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek Little known fact: The father was off in a galaxy very very very very far away

GottaLaff, to random
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Fun Fact: The USPS doesn't forward mail to Canada.

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff with trump lackey DeJoy still in charge we are lucky to get it in the US

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek beware, he uses a rolled up MAGAzine to do so

verge, to random
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Apple might bring AI transcription to Voice Memos and Notes https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/10/24153618/apple-ai-transcription-notes-voice-memos

DrollTide,
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GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Scott MacFarlane 1/...

ALERT: Former #Trump advisor Peter #Navarro files emergency motion to get his prison sentenced reduced (for release)

Defense argues: "Dr. Navarro’s term of imprisonment has been marred by the same political turmoil that gave rise to his prosecution.. "

"He has been denied the opportunity to speak both with the press as well as a with Member of Congress" #legal

Here it is:
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.244001/gov.uscourts.dcd.244001.175.0.pdf

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff I note that his caption says it is an "Emergeny" motion.

Green_Footballs, to random
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One thing (among many) I’ll never forgive the right wing and their tech bro enablers for: co-opting the term “free speech” and turning it into a bad, twisted joke.

DrollTide,
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@Green_Footballs Joins a long list of words the RW have destroyed: Freedom, Liberty, Patriot, truth ... etc.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek Well known to help sustain our precious bodily fluids

GottaLaff, to random
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CREW:

The fact that Tim Scott is refusing to say he’d follow the law and not try to overthrow the results of a free and fair election should scare anyone listening. This is how democracies end.

👇🏼
WELKER: Will you commit to accepting the 2024 election results?

TIM SCOTT: At the end of the day, the 47th president will be Donald Trump

WELKER: Wait -- yes or no, will you accept the results?

TIM SCOTT: That is my statement

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff its worse than that, he is saying that he supports insurrection in order to install his guy when trump loses the election - "trump will be it no matter what."

mcc, to random
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I bet if you formed an electric car company made only of people who previously worked for Tesla then quit in disgust, you could make a really good electric car company

DrollTide,
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@mcc may also require those fired for arbitrary/self-defeating reasons

Green_Footballs, to random
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Will always be the ultimate image of Republican cowardice.

DrollTide,
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@Green_Footballs Looking forward to the soon to be released DeSantis addition to this catalog

verge, to random
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DrollTide,
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@verge Has Mr. Sooperjenius come up with a mode to deal with that unbelieveable alien hellscape known as "sand?"

Daojoan, to random
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Don’t forget to like and subscribe for more tutorials like this and thanks to our sponsor squarespace

DrollTide,
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@Daojoan what if you put ice cream in the cola, then you get some cola when you pick up the ice cream with the fork

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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@nocontexttrek "Take it outside."

RustyBertrand, to random
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DrollTide,
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emarktaylor, to cfb
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🏈 @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball

Via Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.bsky.social
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Welcome to Maryland, offensive analyst Brian Ferentz (a real thing that has happened today).

DrollTide,
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@emarktaylor @cfb A good fit, there's no O in Ferentz or Maryland

sundogplanets, to random
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It's nice and warm out, and the 2 new baby goats are really healthy, so they got to go out and meet their herdmates. (Their herdmates were EXTREMELY interested in meeting them, hilariously, especially the llama)

A tiny fuzzy black goat getting sniffed by a giant fuzzy llama, while standing next to his white mama in a straw filled farmyard
Many goats of different colours standing around in a farmyard, the giant fuzzy llama is standing behind a tiny brown horse and sniffing a tiny fuzzy white baby goat.

DrollTide,
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@sundogplanets she wants to know

GottaLaff, to random
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Via K Cheney:

Wild stuff in unsealed (heavily redacted) FBI intrvw from high-level -wrld person related to investig
Ex: witness afraid to have interview recorded..fear of reprisal...appears 2 b..attempt to leverage Trump fam mmbers to push him to return classif docs
Won't take long to crowdsource IDs of many redacted from these docs. Prty easy to decipher # of them to high degree of cert which spks to why wanted more signif redactions/sealing https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653/gov.uscourts.flsd.648653.470.4.pdf

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff just a guess, but

Someone = Alina Habba
something else = duck faced call girl

DrollTide,
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@GottaLaff 24 is Kash Patel

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide,
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nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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DrollTide, (edited )
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@nocontexttrek somebody heard the bell

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