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ChrisHolladay

@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social

Lived everywhere
Maryland Democrat raising a 7th grade genius mini me daughter . Beach junkie , cat rodeo clown.
Reincarnated Fremen/Ginaz Swordmaster/Mentat/Guild Navigator. Not necessarily in that order.
Shortwave listener 1990
Amateur Radio Operator
2017/KC3SWL
#HFRadio
#HamRadio
#SlavaUkraini
#RacismSucks
#NewsYouCantUse
#industrialmusic
#cats
Objects in mirror are on your ass.
Fav quote :
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"
Roy Batty #BladeRunner
🇺🇦🗽👽😺🏊🐅🏈✭

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GottaLaff, to random
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Via Acyn (who has the vid):

: "Remember when was trying to deal with COVID, he suggested injecting a little bleach in your veins… he missed, it all went to his hair (Loud, extended laughter and applause)

(smiling) I shouldn't have said that... You guys are a bad influence on me."

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Joe has jokes...
Should be a thread on that topic 🤔

GottaLaff, to Michigan
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👀👀 “, Rudy and Mark are unindicted co-conspirators in the attorney general's case against the state's so-called "fake electors" in the 2020 election, a state investigator revealed in court on Wednesday.”

https://trib.al/OpHzqi2

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Ohhhhhh even more trials...and lawyers...and legal bills....awesooooome

ChrisHolladay,
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Saltssaltgirl, to random
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Me: Why aren't you eating your lunch?

Student: I'm saving it for later.

M: It'll go bad if you leave it out too long.

S: I know, but we don't have food to eat when I get home so I'll eat it right after school and it will be like lunch and dinner together then.

M: You don't have any food at your house?

S: (Looking down) We have some cereal.

M: Don't worry. I'll make sure you get some food at home. I promise.

S: I believe you.

M: (heart breaking into a million pieces)

ChrisHolladay,
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@Saltssaltgirl
The real crime is stores throwing out food and charging food divers with theft .
😐

GottaLaff, to Ukraine
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👏🏻 signs foreign aid bill providing crucial military assistance to

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/24/politics/biden-signs-foreign-aid-bill?cid=ios_app

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
The Orange Diaper Stain would give Putin the keys to the Brussels NATO building and tell him to have fun trashing the place.
I am so glad his trials are finally starting.
It will wake up America.

ChrisHolladay, to random
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If this doesn't clue them in....nothing will

Trump 'couldn't get a job at the local mall': New ad hits Trump's legal ...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nun2SqovuLc&si=ViEzhdUBZ8dB8y51

GottaLaff, to legal
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Oh good lord.🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Via Katie Phang;

So at 11:00 a.m. ET, posts on Truth Social calling Judge Merchan's courtroom a "kangaroo court" and calling on Merchan to recuse himself. Trump also assails the gag order, (falsely) claiming that he cannot defend himself.

This while we await a ruling from Judge Merchan on Trump's 10 violations of the ...

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Some people are just born stupid 😼

Skepticat, to random
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I can already tell that the most productive thing I'll do today is have boobs.

ChrisHolladay,
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@Skepticat
Guess that means you won't be showing any productivity today 🤔

Head Bang Sylvester The Cat GIF

flexghost, to random
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Define “quickly”

ChrisHolladay,
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@flexghost
Not fast enough.
They got stuck to her like glue ,now they can't seem to wipe her off their shoes.
Here's the precedent.

Shellyyouremean Hahahahah GIF

GottaLaff, to legal
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1/…🧵 #TrumpTrial #Trump #legal

Via Klasfeld:

Expected first:

The judge may issue his Sandoval rulings, determining what prior bad acts prosecutors can confront Trump with if he testifies.

A key question: "What's fair game?"

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Trump could have just had Stormy join him and Melania and saved almost 9.years of grief and 130k.
Melania was known for girl on girl porn.
🤔

emptywheel, to random
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Trial Attention: Don't Let a Pecker Distract from More Important Stories

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/04/22/trial-attention-dont-let-a-pecker-distract-from-more-important-stories/

ChrisHolladay,
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@emptywheel
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great play on words

GottaLaff, to random
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Another Open House today, so time to go tidy up. I won't be around much.. .gotta get Hammy out of the house for 3+ hours.

I'll check in when I can.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Put a blue vest and nametag with a smiley face on him and make him your official greeter....He can check their bags when they leave .

GottaLaff, to random
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Stupid, yes, but also, willfully gaslighting/lying, propping up their loser

Brad Moss:

& then he falsified the biz records in furtherance of effort to viol campaign finance laws.

Are these folks really this stupid?

Bash: We actually have the reimbursement checks… Are you comfortable with this?

: worked for . Pres Trump paid his legal fees, he paid his Michael Cohen legal fees & bills & that's what this trial will bringing fwd

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Yes.... They really are that stupid....and arrogant.
Being a prison bitch will knock that arrogance right out of them though 🤔

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Angry Staffer:

She thinks you should be forced to have your rapist’s baby.

Republicans in a nutshell, folks.
👇🏼Quote

Bash: You think there should be exceptions for rape and incest?

#Noem: I don’t think a tragedy should perpetuate another tragedy

#abortion

Tommy Vietor:

Kristi Noem is considered a leading contender to be Trump VP pick. Here she says that women who are victims of rape or incest should be denied access to abortion services.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Kristi Noem has to be one of the dumbest mf'ers in the GOP
😼

flexghost, to random
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Here is a list of the 112 Republicans who voted against Ukraine aid

Or as we say in my country: “traitors”

How many did you guess right?

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2024151

ChrisHolladay,
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@flexghost just about all of them.
They're like roaches...turn on the lights and they scatter...in the meantime ,they infest everything and anything.
Like the old days of repairing TV's and appliances and they ended up in the most impossible place.

GottaLaff, to Ukraine
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👏🏻

Via Olivia Beavers:

: aid pass 311-112

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Thank fking god 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

GottaLaff, to TikTok
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AFP—US House votes to ban if it doesn't cut ties to

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
But of course the bullshit parts in there too..

On the first shipment of aid , can we stick that dumbass Moron Traitor Green in a box so Zelensky can personally deliver her to the frontlines?

ChrisHolladay, to Cats
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Hell with your hooman 420 day .....it's !!


Skepticat, (edited ) to random
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This is what happens when you cross Caturday with 420.

ChrisHolladay,
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@Skepticat
Hi Cat !!

GottaLaff, to random
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🤢Oh geez. Sorry for TMI, but Meiselas is reporting this:

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
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Skepticat, to random
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Coffee isn't enough today.
I need to be struck by lightning.

ChrisHolladay,
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@Skepticat
Fork in power outlet works wonders 😧

GottaLaff, to random
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I’m loving Moskowitz! He really did this.

Jared Moskowitz:

Just submitted an amendment to Bill drafting appointing MTG as Putin’s Special Envoy to the United States Congress.

Juliegrace Brufke:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced an amendment requiring members to “conscript in the Ukrainian military” if they vote for the Ukraine supplemental bill.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
This is childish bullshit
It's not even performative art

GottaLaff, to legal
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REMINDER: I can’t always reply/answer questions. Use NFL (Not For Laffy)

🧵Starts HERE 1/…

Pagliery:

Trump is sitting at the defense table, with Todd Blanche at his right and Emil Bove at his left, plus Susan Necheles at the far left.

Blanche is explaining something, waving his right hand around while Trump nods in approval.

Dozens called for jury duty are downstairs and going through metal detectors.

The judge just sat down. We begin.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Trump should be delivered to a sandworm

emptywheel, to random
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WaPo Gives Bill Barr Platform to Attack Joe Biden without Mentioning Barr's Role in Framing Biden

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/04/18/wapo-gives-bill-barr-platform-to-attack-joe-biden-without-mentioning-barrs-role-in-framing-biden/

ChrisHolladay,
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@emptywheel
There are so many criminally treasonous Republicans that we need to build a new prison just for them.
Diego Garcia sounds like a good location.
🤔

ChemicalEyeGuy, to Texas
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Former leader gets sentenced to 400 years in prison for possession of and of a minor.

No, this is not from an under-the-radar . This ‘leader’ is from . 👀 👉 https://www.newsweek.com/former-texas-gop-leader-400-years-prison-child-sex-abuse-1878525

to !
🗳️ 🌊 💩 👉 🚽

ChrisHolladay,
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@ChemicalEyeGuy
Hoping he gets buried in prison.
He won't last long though.
Inmates hate pedophiles.
🤔

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