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If anyone is confused about how people can believe this shit, it’s right here. “It’s amazing to have knowledge.” The belief they have secret knowledge that brings them to a level above the plebs. That the common man won’t even try to find or even believe you when you tell them the secrets cause they just aren’t like you, they’re not ready to ascend like you have. It’s as intoxicating to a certain type of person as heroin.

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It’s the same reason people pay hundreds of dollars for expensive tennis shoes. It’s street cred.

BeanGoblin,
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“Please hold off punishing me from unsuccessfully cheating in the last election until I am able to successfully cheat in this one”

BeanGoblin,
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Ooooh ok, so then his full name is Napoleon Boney Montana.

BeanGoblin,
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“Skibidi Toilet and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.”

BeanGoblin,
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Memes. Turns out spending an hour vibing on egg_irl makes your brain go “wait a second…”

BeanGoblin,
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That’s the problem, they were injecting themselves full of diamonds.

BeanGoblin,
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

BeanGoblin,
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Well they’ve also redefined the second amendment to mean “We can own whatever weapon we want” so constitutional literacy is clearly not a strong suit.

BeanGoblin,
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The mid 90’s was thirty years ago. That’s plenty of time to have a change of heart.

BeanGoblin,
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Non unions plants usually also have to give raises to stay competitive and not lose their workers. Unions benefit everyone.

BeanGoblin,
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Bullshit. Everyone knows sharks dont really exist. It’s all a ploy by IKEA to sell more plushies.

BeanGoblin,
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Which itself is kinda fucked up but that’s a separate issue.

BeanGoblin,
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Buses are built so they are very unlikely to roll. If they do, everyone was probably screwed anyway.

BeanGoblin,
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Should also mention the just, massive amount of salt dumped on them every year. Salt just ruins everything it touches.

BeanGoblin,
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Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

White House says ‘it’s the right time’ for Israel to scale back Gaza war as fighting hits 100 days (apnews.com)

The White House said Sunday that “it’s the right time” for Israel to scale back its military offensive in the Gaza Strip, as Israeli leaders again vowed to press ahead with their operation against the territory’s ruling Hamas militant group....

BeanGoblin,
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The valid response to that is not “Oh well, guess lots of civilians are gonna die”, it’s “Shit, guess we can’t bomb the place then.”

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