theKalash,

The current theory is nuclear weapons along with satellite energy weapons are being destroyed by benevolent “aliens” who are trying to help humanity from killing itself.

This is not news … this is just insane.

ilovelemmy123,

Watch this video contains actual footage of what is being talked about. twitter.com/ET_Unhinged/…/1728757855220810086

theKalash,

Please click on your usename in the top right, then select “profile”. Scroll to the bottom and press “delete account”.

Thank you for improving lemmy.

ilovelemmy123,

Make sure to watch the video and add to discussion next time or I’m reporting you to the mods for personal attacks without substance. You can clearly see UFO’s dismantling rockets in this video. twitter.com/ET_Unhinged/…/1728757855220810086

theherk,

They did add to the discussion. They added a perfectly valid and well described suggestion for improving the community by removing members willing to share obvious misinformation.

Just because a video says “actual” in the corner doesn’t make it real. This is about as convincing as the Santa sleigh flying across the moon in Christmas Vacation. Get ahold of yourself.

ilovelemmy123,

The article contained data directly from defense contractors. I sourced space-track.org which is an excellent source. I also mentioned the people that believe the theory are conspiracy theorists. I reported you for not being being able to comprehend text as well as aiding someone who personally attacks without substance.

theherk,

If you provided a source to the original, authenticated version of the video on a reputable wire service, we’d be having a different conversation. Just saying some bloke that is a “defense contractor” as though that guarantees authenticity, is not good enough for a claim of such magnitude. How facile to think this is in any way factual. Seriously, there is time left to get your head in the game. Life is too short to be bamboozled by nonsense like this.

ilovelemmy123,

The data on the satellites comes directly from defense contractors. The video I’m not sure of I’m guessing a defense contractor as well. It is just a great way to show how it works. Here’s an example of a more current source. cnet.com/…/aliens-didnt-blow-up-the-spacex-rocket… where the video is directly sourced from SpaceX itself. Even the mainstream media is talking about it. I’m sorry that I don’t have the original vhs tape from the 60s.

theherk,

That makes the UFO attack theory about as plausible as this chupacabra sighting.

That’s from that article and pretty funny. What I’m saying is taking the leap from “people don’t know what this object in a video is” to “aliens are attacking our satellites” is just silly. Do you realize that? Honestly? Sharing this as news is just nuts.

Now, am I entertained? Yes, but only in the absence of pretense that this is real.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

It says ‘Actual Footage’ right on the video - that means it has to be real! It’s right there in the rules of the internet - you can’t just lie like that!

ilovelemmy123,

There’s countless videos on the internet that document this phenomena that are recorded by defense contractors themselves. Often times live.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Have you considered that if there were “countless” videos of this happening live, that were verifiable in any way, shape or form, that this would be making international news, rather than being attributed to conspiracy theorists?

ilovelemmy123,

No, considering the government will not even allow disclosure of what UFOs are due to intelligence community pressure.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

So your belief is that “The Government” is stifling discussion on this topic (Like, every government? Of every country? Or is there one overarching government somehow doing this?), yet it’s being freely discussed by conspiracy theorists without issue?

What ‘intelligence community’? Every country has its own intelligence agencies.

ilovelemmy123,

You can discuss something without being censored. It looks worse if this discussion is shut down. If you’ve ever worked in intelligence you know that it is better to let people talk on a forum then mysteriously delete everything because it raises questions. The intelligence community refers to the CIA. The Central Intelligence Agency.

ilovelemmy123,

The mainstream media has reported on it. Everyone knows UFO’s are helping.

ilovelemmy123,

Watch the video all the way to the end.

CmdrShepard,

All that video proves is that some people are really gullible.

ilovelemmy123,

The mainstream media has talked about it. cnet.com/…/aliens-didnt-blow-up-the-spacex-rocket…

chaogomu,

Um, that article calls you and other gullible people like you out as fucking morons.

Every other paragraph talks about how it's Not aliens.

Here's a list of things that are much more likely: A bird. A fly. A frisbee. A far-off plane. The spirit of Elvis Presley incarnate. OK, maybe not that last one.

mihies,

Elvis Presley blowing up rockets in 2023? I knew he wasn't dead.

TubeTalkerX,

Thank you, thank you very much!

spawnsalot,

The king never died, he just went home.

CarlsIII,

He thought they were tvs

KISSmyOS,
AmberPrince,
AmberPrince avatar

I love it. This is the kind of conspiracy theory that's just fun. Not the sad, jews control everything, conspiracy theories that get people hurt.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

I've got some bad news for you. Who do you think controls the UFOs?

Pons_Aelius,

Not really because being stupid/gullible enough to believe

satellite energy weapons are being destroyed by benevolent “aliens”

usually means you will also end up believing:

jews control everything

CmdrShepard,

Some experts are blaming the increased amount of solar activity as the reason for the destruction of these satellites, however, a new theory is emerging. Conspiracy theorists are now saying these rockets are being taken down by extraterrestrials that serve mankind. One man even posted a video showing exactly how they do it.

The current theory is nuclear weapons along with satellite energy weapons are being destroyed by benevolent “aliens” who are trying to help humanity from killing itself. Many are asking why now? Why are the ET’s taking down all of these rockets? The answer, according to conspiracy theorists, lies in your prayers. There’s a recent push of prayers led by us here at Tiblur to have child genocide, trafficking, and weapons immediately end throughout the world.

WTF is this nutty garbage?

ilovelemmy123,

Great video showing these rockets exploding due to UFOs. twitter.com/ET_Unhinged/…/1728757855220810086

Zellith,

lol wtf do you mean great video? Thats a garbage video. I've seen better cgi in movies from the 80s.

Infiltrated_ad8271,
Infiltrated_ad8271 avatar

Hey! This is not a 144p video at night, poorly focused, shaky and two seconds long; this is great progress!

theodewere,
theodewere avatar

it's called a very well calculated diversion to get people on the internet talking about that bullshit, instead of the fact that Starlink is a complete failure of a boondoggle

CarlsIII,

Lol aliens hear prayers?

FaceDeer,
FaceDeer avatar

Oh, it's you again.

Insert the usual "this is exactly how Starlink's constellation and business plan are supposed to work, you're obsessing about some kind of weird conspiracy theory" response here.

CarlsIII,

On Reddit, this bullshit never would have even made my front page.

theodewere,
theodewere avatar

that company is a hilarious boondoggle failure

HarkMahlberg,
HarkMahlberg avatar

Here, we see a schizoposter in it's natural habitat...

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