Make a saving roll...
JizzmasterD, I come in flames!
sbv, “did anyone bring a fire extinguisher?”
jaybone, Skeleton: thanks! That was painful.
Xartle, That artist had no idea how weapons work.
chemical_cutthroat, 
Based on the structure of the axe, I’d say that you’d have better luck swinging it like a baseball bat than an axe, anyway. There’s no excuse for the scimitar and the billiard cue, though.
asteriskeverything, The scimitar allows for maximum boob and butt display. That’s the excuse
GrammatonCleric, 
Chick on the right’s tryna sink the 8 ball
sbv, trick shot!
mrbubblesort, 
... on a table six feet in the air
jaybone, Guy on the left is about to take off his buddy’ head.
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