cyanideandhappiness

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Krejall, in 1 April 2024

Speech bubble in panel one appears to be pointing at the wrong character.

Petter1,

APRIL FOOLS

unreachable, in Random 2 January 2018
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adulting is hard

frustratedphagocytosis, in 29 January 2024
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Honestly, once it was clear to me as a kid making sense of the whole uterus thing that I could only make human babies, not kittens, I lost all interest in that pursuit. Got sterilized, will keep adopting cats until I am old and grouchy

guyrocket, in Random 3 November 2007
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Wow. An actually funny C&H. Sometimes the stars do align.

Amir,
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It’s 16.5 years old, back from when they were funny

brbposting,

2007

16.5 years back

Bruh

isVeryLoud, in 5 January 2023

The joke here is “dodge bullet”, as in “dodged a bullet”. You can stop complaining now.

4am, in 31 October 2023

AUGH! AUGH!

AUGH! AUGH!

lugal, in 27 October 2023

2meirl4meirl

Norgur, in 22 October 2023

Wakka wakka, mothafakka

MrJameGumb, in Random 2015-5-17
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Anyone who calls it a “drill machine” should not be allowed to use power tools

KevonLooney,

Can I borrow your car machine?

pimento64,

My wood shop teacher would insist it was “drill driver” and would bust your grade down if you only called it a drill.

Flexaris,

Wouldn’t it be a drill bit driver?

JonEFive,

Isn’t the drill part of the bit?

Anticorp,

The bit is the tip of the drill and the shank is the other end.

TheGreenGolem,

Just the tip

ImplyingImplications,

What if I refer to myself as a drill machine?

xantoxis,

That’s allowed, but you better prove it

steal_your_face,
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Prepare your anus

Zimmy,

Idiot, the anus is just the opening of the alimentary canal

abcd,

If it’s not on strava, it never happened!

Klear,

This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!

President_Pyrus,
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In denmark we call it a “boremaskine”, literally “drilling machine”…

M137,
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Same in Sweden; “borrmaskin”

Though it’s still fine to say just “borr” (drill) for it, like “kan du sträcka mig borren?” (Can you hand me the drill?)

President_Pyrus,
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In Danish, “bor” only refers the drill bit. If you asked someone “kan du række mig boret” you would be handed the drill bit, or possibly be pointed towards the table (bord/bordet, with silent d).

yetAnotherUser,

Same in German: “Bohrmaschine”.

Although the shorthand version is “Bohrer”, not “Bohr”.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in 1 September 2023
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This is surprisingly not that depressing imo

This actually made me laugh

fsxylo,

This one is definitely for the parents. Lol.

topinambour_rex,
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Even less depressing, now it’s quiet, clean, no more dissapointed or embarrassed. And all this free time. And sleep in…

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I’m a parent lmao the only sad thing is parents not teaching their kids about how chemicals are dangerous

Num10ck, in 8 June 2024

i’m drastically out of the loop but curious… why would swingers clubs be couples only?

Petter1,

Because there are a lot wierd single men…

jacksilver, (edited )

Swinger’s generally means couples in open relationships, so the club is designed around couples in open relationships.

Here’s an article going into the concept a bit more What are Swingers

pj2077, in 8 June 2024

I like how everyone saw this and went , Yep that’s cyanide and happiness and no one even tried to comment

0xD,

I just burst out laughing, that was utterly unexpected and brilliant.

Albbi, in 9 June 2024

I love these themed weeks when the same intro has many different joke outcomes.

Tylerdurdon, in 7 June 2024

I made that joke in a thread once…tldr: people didn’t think it was funny.

TexasDrunk, in 7 June 2024

It was hard, but I finally got it.

Reddfugee42,

halp

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