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The wasabi goes over there.

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They're OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

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It looks like a treat a zookeeper would make for an exotic animal far from it's natural habitat.

"What should we give the sea lions for a treat?"

"I dunno. Frozen cabbage pops?"

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It's the Sunshine Laws!
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And the lunatics.
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Mostly the lunatics.

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Biden might not be everything you want, but voting for Biden is like hitting from the tee to the fairway. You're partway there, and set up well to take care of the rest. Voting for Trump is just teeing off straight into the water hazard.

On edit: Credit to Carlos Alazraqui for the golf analogy.

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Well, it's good to know that trichinosis is considered rare these days, at least.

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Hot dogs with green olives is just deconstructed pimento loaf. I'm not sure if that needs queso, tho.

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So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

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I second this! I hope you get many years of service from your drive, but I haven't had much luck with Seagate, personally.

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Then my two bricked Seagates beat the odds.

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I just did some reading, and while Seagate drives had problems around 2012 -2016, they seem to work about as well as any other drive now. I'd go for the best deal, personally.

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OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese's peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

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He's also eating peanut butter out of the jar. And he's a raccoon.

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-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don't like, we have canceled your series!

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That's two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

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"Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?" slams book shut

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I'm about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.

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Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

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I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

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Shhh! Don't tell Fox News about Hasbro's woke-ass banning the N-word in 2020!

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Wait, if I spray the can and lose my atheism, does that mean I no longer get to eat the Christian babies?

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