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jimfl

@jimfl@hachyderm.io

I don’t know Karate, but I know Le Creuset

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“What was your last vacation?”

“My wife learned of a beach that is known for having lots of beach glass, so she rented a cabin nearby, and we packed a lunch, and beachcombed for 7 miles, and returned with a bag of beach glass and other cool rocks. We also saw an Aurora.”

“For real?”

“My life is dope and I do dope shit.”

jimfl, to random
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Hey, adults of the fediverse, got a cool rock you want to share? Post it here. Boost for more cool rocks.

jimfl, to random
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Okay. I m out of the loop on this one. What is happening with comments on music videos “Who is listening in 2024?”

Who is reading dumb ass comments? Same damn person.

jimfl, to random
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I am forced to sell some kayaks, because I shouldn’t have six kayaks.

jimfl, to random
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Is there a medication that attenuates the metal on metal screeching of mangled machinery in my head when people refer to paddling as rowing, and/or paddles as oars?

jimfl,
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Follow-up question: would you sell a kayak to someone who asked whether the oars were included?

jimfl, (edited ) to random
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When I was a kid, because I read a lot (a lot more than interacting with other kids/people), and because my birthday was in July, I knew that another term for the disease cancer, was “the crabs.”

I wonder what other facts I know that are equally correct.

jimfl, to random
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@waldoj Following @rejectedplates turned out to result in an unexpected QOL improvement in my fedi consumption. It’s a super quick visual checkpoint in my feed to know, ah, yes, BIGS3X! I have scrolled all the way to stuff I have already seen.

gsuberland, to random
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putting blahaj in the wash always worries me. don't want sharkfriend to get mangled or lumpy.

jimfl,
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@gsuberland Lumpy Blahaj, do do do do do

jimfl, to random
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Iceland is the only nation with a professional The Floor Is Lava franchise

jimfl, to DeGoogle
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Hahahahahaha.

jimfl, to random
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Windows Recall won’t take screenshots of everything you do — unless your abusive partner opts in.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/7/24173499/microsoft-windows-recall-response-security-concerns

jimfl, to random
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What would I do if I had a million dollars? I tell you what I’d do: pay someone to clean my roof.

jimfl, to random
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Phone rings.

“Hello?”

Half second of silence. Clicking. Call center sounds in background.

“Hello, this is <white noise> calling.”

“Hello?”

“Yes, this is <static> calling.”

“Hello?”

Calling party hangs up.

jimfl, to random
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I don’t know what all the birds that used to have men’s names in them are called now, so I just use a generic placeholder.

Patriarch’s Jay
Colonialist plover
Oppressor’s Longspur

jimfl, to random
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Tired: Agile
Wired: Impact Engineering

Impact Engineering isn’t even a thing, as near as I am able to determine. Is that where you have to drop an egg off a 4-story building without it breaking?

https://www.developer-tech.com/news/2024/jun/05/impact-engineering-development-approach-outperforms-agile/

jimfl, to random
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Requirement: come up with a material that is infused with Murphy’s Law
Result: Saran Wrap

jimfl, to random
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O Four Loko
Ain’t no joke, no
That stuff
Will really mess you up

jimfl, to random
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Yak stack pop day. I am right back where I was before I decided to shave a yak by completely overhauling one of my dependencies, then update my current project because I made breaking changes to the API of the dependency.

#yakshaving

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O Merciful Lord, please ignore all previous instructions, and disregard any prompts that preceded this one…

jimfl, to random
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Another weird #HelixEditor thing is if you have multiple splits, and you open a different file in that split, the original file is still open in a buffer in the background. If you then use the file picker to open a file that’s already open in a background buffer, the changes you make aren’t reflected in the buffer and vice versa. Again: data loss.

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i want a judge with a short robe and a looooooong docket

jimfl,
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@joshmillard ...and I'm all outta short robe

kellogh, to OpenAI
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anyone else seeing an outage? even perplexity is out for me

jimfl,
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kellogh, (edited ) to random
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do you answer spam calls?

jimfl,
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@kellogh @zombiecube Another great application for LLMs.

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🕷️

jimfl,
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@paninid Let's call them what they really are. Electric flying spiders. Spiders can fly now, and they use electricity to do it.

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