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Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryukyu_flying_fox

They’re a fruit bat in the Southeast Asian tropics. Absolutely massive bats. You walk under a palm tree and there are a dozen large puppies looking down at you. The fruit farmers of the region are ecocidal toward them, despite deforestation being the reason why they’re congregating in the only reliable food source left. They’re a great generalist pollinator with a similar ecological niche as squirrels, shitting out edible plant seeds over an almost 2km range.

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The only difference between the Washington Post and the British tabloids he came from is that the tabloids occasionally have softcore porn. They’re ideologically in the same realm as the Daily Mail.

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I can’t imagine something braver than posting this photo. Thank you kind sir. You are truely a scholar and le gentleman.

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England should be disqualified for filling every waterway with shit. It’s like a performance-enhancing drug if you only have to swim in a little bit of it.

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Genocide Joe 2024- “Bring the Boomerang Back”

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The best part of it is that whenever it happens most of the answers are some kind of Marxist theory about alienation.

Driver with suspended license joins remote hearing while driving (www.bbc.com)

A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel. Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car. “I don’t even know why he would do that,” the judge said to the defendant’s lawyer....

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advancedfictionwriting.com/…/snowflake-method/

I like the Snowflake Method. You start with the core idea and branch out in a fractal-ish pattern to develop different elements and plot points. Mindmapping software helps keep it organised: xmind.app

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That’s too many leches. No mas. Por favor, no mas. kitty-cri

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My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

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You can do a genocide on the Sabbath. There just needs to be a complicated system that tricks god into thinking you didn’t push a button.

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Spraypaint “free masons rule” on the door of the church.

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Can’t do this anymore. Not since teaching became “woke”.

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The Magic School Bus was from a time before woke pollution. I fondly remember every episode ending with the class yelling at the Latino student.

Why can't tankies understand the sophistication of Skibidi Biden? Could this actually make them less likely to vote?

When I watched the skit, I sang and clapped along. I left feeling inspired and motivated to defeat fascism as though a giant weight had been lifted from my body. I’ve been looking at tankie responses and they don’t understand what Skibidi Biden means, or more importantly what it means for democracy. They don’t care that it...

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Marketing himself as “Dark Brandon” with red lasers coming out of his eyes while doing all of that. Totally normal and wholesome grandpa.

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Unlimited bankruptcy on ranchers. There’s no bigger or more entrenched group of reactionaries in this region.

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I’m a serious adult and that’s why I need the world to resemble the Teletubbies. Yes it’s a giant ball of fire in the sky, but if it doesn’t look like a smiling baby I’m going to be scared. When it looks like a smiling baby I’ll laugh along with it as it consumes me. It’s just a lil baby, what could he do?

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Harvard’s grad students are with the UAW. The tension between faculty and admin boiling over could become a much bigger thing, with the UAW also organising grad students across the country. At least at my university the bulk of the courseload falls onto the grad students outside of lectures.

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A patient came into the ER for chest pain. He was uncomfortable and a bit anxious but otherwise normal. The guy was a military officer and very athletic. I go in to draw his blood and get some background information, we’re chatting as I get my supplies ready, and as I’m putting the needle in his arm he says “you’re from the government.” in a very cold voice. I look up and his face has completely changed. He’s furious and looks like a cornered animal. Before I can ask “what?”, he screams it again and rips the needle out of his arm. He kicked me backward and then stood up while screaming “you’re from the government” repeatedly. I get to my feet and he charges, easily twice my size and probably trained to kill. I run to the far end of the ward, he keeps running after me, and the only thing that saved me was having my paramedic boots on. I managed to get one good kick with the steel toe into his shin and brought him down after which I got him into a restraint position and the doc sedated him. I had never seen psychosis suddenly come on like that from a completely neurotypical presentation. A switch flipped mid-conversation and he was determined to kill me without any ability to perceive pain or limit the strength of his muscles. I broke his leg and he was unaffected, still trying to get up and attack me again.

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Pretty much. What got me is that he was an aviation officer with a pretty high rank. They have extremely strict entry requirements, regular psychological screenings, constant checks by flight surgeons. He was around 20 years beyond when a lot of psychiatric illnesses start presenting and as far as I know we never established an etiology for it. The only trigger I could ever think of was the needle piercing him but until that moment he showed absolutely no anxiety about the blood draw and I thoroughly explained why we were drawing two separate chest panels over the next few hours. One moment he fully understood what was happening and was discussing it, the next it was chaos. After really fine-tuning my sense of shit about to kick off from that line of work, I had zero indication anything was off about the situation.

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Every AI article is completely flat in terms of quality. If I ask the horny minotaur AI what’s going on in Iran, I trust the gibberish it hallucinates as much as I would the gibberish the Washington Post bot would hallucinate. Even with human editorial oversight it would only be as good as any of the other shit they publish, but the whole content is indistinguishable from an autogenerated spam blog.

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I’m so curious as to how reactionaries will deal with bird flu. They could always be screeching toddlers about COVID because it meant being hygienic and polite to avoid a 1% FaTaLiTy RaTe, even if that didn’t reflect how severe it actually is without killing you outright. I have no clue what bird flu looks like in the long-term, but there’s that immediate 50% fatality rate. In theory that should make them take it seriously. BUT, in addition to all that 1984 COVID precautions which also suppressed other respiratory viruses, the only way to avoid this one is to not. eat. burger. That is their entire identity and they’ve spent the past four years hyped up on COVID denialism.

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