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Stalinwolf

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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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Growing up, there was a corner store in my neighborhood with a little movie rental room in the back. I have so many vivid memories of VHS covers from the 80s and 90s lining the shelves back there, especially from the horror genre. My best friend lived beside that store and even now, thirty years later, we still talk about it and send each other images of these covers whenever we come across them. I completely forgot about this one. I better pass it along.

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I was stocking vending machines that night a few blocks away. They briefly passed by me and it looked a lot like cars.

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When I was a kid I was out for a walk in the woods with my family when my dad decided to lift the hood on an old car. Inside was a group of baby possums gorging on their dead mother. My dad decided to catch one and bring it home, where it was given the name Smiley and lived in a little enclosure for about a week before it became too much of nuisance. It was a great possum, but it had escaped several times, getting into and behind some drawers (requiring disassembly of our bathroom cabinet), and inside of my parents’ box spring somehow. After a while my dad decided it was time to part ways, so he brought it to a nearby rescue and I assume it lived a long and prosperous life.

Happy trails, Smiley.

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Saw this on Facebook and the comments were teaming with boomers and morons insisting it was because cars are now more aerodynamic.

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This would make a nice addition to my wildly successful Buttholes of the Wasteland magazine, where I print a bunch of photos of wastelanders’ buttholes that are usually just extreme close-ups of ghouls’ faces.

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I’ve always liked me a big woman, but those ancient boys may have liked too big of a woman. Who am I to judge, though? Probably sign of a real good harvest, and I bet that made everyone horny back then.

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Shor, Akatosh, Kynareth, Dibella… HELP me!

Stalinwolf,
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When it comes to burnout, I think you’ll find that Kirk leaves us all in the dust.

Stalinwolf,
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Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

Stalinwolf,
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7-3:30 most days, 5-1:30 others. I love it.

Stalinwolf,
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Poutine, but just the classic kind. Cheese curds and brown gravy over fries. Don’t go to a poutinerie for the first time ever and order some stupid shit like buffalo chicken poutine. And don’t order your first poutine from McDonald’s either.

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Dogman’s gonna love that thing after he eats you.

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I’m gonna start a “Dogs Only” exhibit and it’s just a bunch of delicious hotdogs hanging from easily-accessible strings and shit.

Don’t worry, I’ve got one for cats too. Same thing.

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Some teenagers sprayed a giant anarchy symbol on the side of the liquor store in our middle class neighborhood beside a church and a bustling shopping center. It’s the biggest and most obnoxious one I’ve ever seen, and I love it because every time I drive by with my family we all start screaming “ANNNAARRRCHHYYYYY DDDUUUUDDDEEE!!!” in the car together. I’m going to miss making fun of it when it’s eventually scrubbed.

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I’d love to see it!

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Oh, my… The power that you’ve given me here to distract my daughter is beyond anything I could have ever imagined. Could have used this the other day while meeting with my realtor.

Edit: On second thought, I had better screen most of these rooms before I turn it over to her.

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Mainly just mild violence and frightening monsters, but I can easily just not turn my 4-year-old loose on it.

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Stalinwolf,
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True, but who knows what image was used in this particular meme. Description-wise, I can’t thing of anything I’ve seen more spot-on than Ryuk, or someone dressed up as him.

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I’d say not to waste your time on girls who play these kinds of games. That’s a weird question to ask your S.O. no matter how you swing it.

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I suppose I didn’t consider swinging it from that angle.

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